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Teacher and student
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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White as Milk
Marble walls as white as milk, lined with skin as soft as silk, in a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple will appear, there is no key to this stronghold, yet theives break in and steal the gold.
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